I hope mine doesn't look like that
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We had to coat check the pizza.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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