i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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