i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Lo siento on account of my penis...
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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