On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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