Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
This baby is an asshole
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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