On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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