The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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