Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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