Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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