We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
