chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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