We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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