she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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