don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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