That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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