He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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