Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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