I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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