At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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