your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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