Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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