u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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