my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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