remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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