Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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