Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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