i just wanna soil my oats bro
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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