I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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