Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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