Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
its liver damage thursday
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