Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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