it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I am one with the molecules
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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