I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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