Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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