Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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