Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
