On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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