You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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