He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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