i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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