When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
