Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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