she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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