I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
