I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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