Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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