This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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