Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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