I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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