She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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